So today my dearest ones instead of a rant or rhyme I bring you some pickup lines. Courtesy of NSAG enjoy! ;)
Are you the sun? Cuz you light up my day. ;)
You must be a phaser, cuz you've got me stunned.
Are you a typhoon? Cuz you're getting me wet.
Are you a cat lady? Cuz I'd like to rub that.
Are you a Jedi? Cuz you light up my saber.
I'd like to be your candelabra... So you'll hold me in the dark.
Are you from starfleet? Cuz you make me want to explore strange new places.
Why don't you rub my lamp? I can make all your wishes come true.
Wanna go on a magic carpet ride?
Would you take me to your treasure island?
Are you an astronaut? Cuz you just lit my rocket.
I'll show you how it's better down where it's wetter. ;)
Are you from narnia? Cuz I'd like to explore your wardrobe.
Are you picachu? Cuz I'd choose you.
Girl, you must be a mushroom. Cuz every time I grab you... I grow.
You must be a 1up. Cuz you just gave me extra life.
Girl, let me see your warp zone cuz I'd like to take you to another world.
You look like a yoshi. Cuz I wanna ride you.
My watch isn't working. It seems time stands still when I'm around you.
I'll show you my sonic screwdriver ;)
Let me take you back home and I'll show you my boe face.
Was your ass forged in mount doom? Cuz that shit is precious.
Are you a goomba? Cuz I wanna jump on you.
Are you a beholder? Cuz your eyes are magical.
You must be a fan... Cuz I'm getting dizzy looking at you.
Will you be my companion?
Are you a cake? Cuz I'd like to lick your icing.
